A "competition". Yes, that's what I'll call it...

I believe it was this security camera shot from the Arachnos Research and Development lab that captured the moment of my brilliance, while using my ZR Holographic Formula Array. Dr Darkespark, my erstwhile lab assistant, commented that with my work on my Incarnate Project the rest of the robotics research had become stagnant.

Certainly, I had new blueprints for a holographic robotics model I call the "Hardlight ZR-7" but it required certain Incarnate-level Components I don't have access to yet to make the hardlight-matrix.

It was then I came up with this idea - let's make other scientists do our work for us!

Me? A Recruitment Agent? Pshaw...

I can't believe that Arachnos has me doing this. When I'm on the verge of a breakthrough on my own Incarnate Project, those lackwits at Arachnos Administration have convinced Lord Recluse it is a great idea to send his foremost scientist out on the street to recruit new villains.

NO! Not Dr Aeon. Me. ME!

So, here it is - join us as we conquer in the name of Lord Recluse. Or don't - we'll get around to subjugating you at some point anyway.

Lab Work - Suit Updates

I took some time out from more critical inventions like my Incarnate Devices today (since every good scientist needs a break) and went back over some old designs/prototypes I had.

While my Vanguard Flight Suit has been a fine success, my older Battle Suit and Thaumaturgical Haz-Mat Suits have languished without upgrades for a few years now.

Back to the drawing board, and I've produced some much sleeker and more efficient armours for high-magic and heavy combat areas. I expect I will be utilising these outfits much more frequently than their predecessors.

Further Praetorian Invasion Attempts

It's been a while, but it looks like this so-called Emperor Cole has tried to send more of his lackeys to take over our Primal Earth. This time, they hit Paragon City - specifically in Kings Row (a grimy little district, which I never had any cause to visit even when I was a PC resident).

Regardless of where they hit, Arachnos refuses to let them get a foothold on our dimension, so I suited up in my Vanguard Flight Suit (so that goody-two-shoes hero Apex wouldn't recognise me) and took Apex's mission.

I was ably assisted by a selection of heroes and villains - namely the Scrappers Super Ready, Mystel, and Alexander Hamilton; Defenders Neo-Gene and Quaver; the Brute Inihilus; and my fellow Mastermind Nidah.

Once we arrived in Paragon, we discovered the Praetorian WarWorks had made short work of the police precinct - it's officers were just barely holding out. Once we cleared up that mess, and an issue with some Rikti Pylons and Hydra creatures in the sewers, we were then rerouted to Steel Canyon's Blyde Square where one of Cole's Lieutenants - Battle Maiden - was causing havoc.

Unfortunately, her nano-technology jammed my ability to get a signal out from Steel Canyon, so i have no footage of the fight. Her tech was impressive, but I feel overly whimsical, taking the form of swords flying through the air.

That said, I need her orbital bombardment capability. Perhaps I can rig some form of satellite with some Incarnate-level components. Or perhaps.... yes, I could rig the ZR Aegis Transponder to emit some charge of requisite power...

My Incarnate Power Grows!

Today saw the furtherance of my latest project - to harness the power of the Incarnate. Working with Lord Recluse I was able to gather eight villainous allies (alas, their names now elude me from the heat of the moment) with whose assistance I was able to fight past the Kronos Titan, the Vindicators, et al to face off (once more) with the Freedom Phalanx.

Statesman and his lackeys were able to put up a valiant fight and caused us to retreat a good many times. However, each pass was data for my ZR Aegis Transponder to analyse. And eventually they broke - and I had the data I needed.

Now, I am more powerful than ever - my level of Incarnate power is now rarer than ever. Indeed, the device now has the ability to boost the combat ratings of both myself, and my ZR Autonomous Combat Systems.

Defeat of the Legacy Chain

Well, it seems that my improved Crab Armour and Blaster Arms could be vastly improved if I was able to create a synthetic version of a Blood Coral fragment.

After working with Vincent Ross, formerly of the Legacy Chain, we managed to acquire a thaumaturgically shield fragment of Blood Coral which vastly improved the powers of the armour. It seems that the fragment acts in the same way that my Incarnate Device could do for the ZR Aegis Transponder and other associated technology. I gathered some much needed data...

... while I SINGLE-HANDEDLY destroyed the Legacy Chain thaumaturges!

Alas the fragment is now useless, but the readings gathered should provide me with direction for my Incarnate project.

A Day of Two Halves

Had a mixed day today, firstly (and most importantly) I have completed my research into Bane and Crab Spider Armours. Behold! I have managed to integrate the Crab Spider Blaster arms (their firmware was tricky to reprogram for a while).

Alas, the ability to summon robotic assistance still eludes me but I am sure I will overcome that slight deficiency soon! I have also, excitingly, managed to create a mobile version of the Blaster Arms so I can attach them to regular troops. Not sure how widely implemented that would be, without the armour to back things up though!

The second part of my day was spent when I got word from some informants that DJ Zero is maintaining a portal into the Praetorian universe. Having travelled over, under the stealth effects of the ZR Force Wing, I spent a pleasant day exploring and destroying the various factions of Pratetoria.

My greatest surprise, however, was when I came across an actual petrol station! In the Rogue Isles we've eschewed such archaic forms of fuel in favour of a multitude of other more reliable sources - like electricity (Dr Aeon is still a madman for tapping a demon for power but at least The Fab never has a brown-out).

I guess this shows just how backwards Praetoria is - they cant defeat a Hamidon and can't power cars without petrol!

Praetoria Invading Primal Earth? Never!

It started with me running into an exceedingly familiar robotic creation in the Rikti War Zone - at first glance it appeared to be Tin Mage, the famed hero of the first Rikti War. Instead, it turned out to be a recreation - Tin Mage Mark Two. After he graciously allowed me to spend a few minutes looking over his circuitry (I ignored the thaumatalogical interfaces as superior tech should not be used on inferior abilities) he informed me that there is a pressing concern of invasion from the Praetorian dimension.

After teaming me with a Strikeforce comprised of three of the Rogue Isles' finest Incarnates (Gobstopper [Corruptor], Vizu [Stalker] and Lost Fighter [Brute]), three Incarnate Scrappers from Paragon (Nekomata Shaya, Nosh Jr and Nosher) plus an Incarnate Controller called Chlorophyllia we set out to stop the Praetorian invasion!

From Crimson Cove in the Nerva Archipelago, back to the Rikti War Zone to defend an Arachnos conference, until finally we end up on Peregrine Island at Portal Corp where I finally saw the pinnacle of Praetorian Robotics - the WarWorks Goliath. If only there had been time to study one of these behemoths - I have never seen such fine robotics craftmanship in our dimension outside of my own lab!

Alas, invading Primal Earth is not to be tolerated so instead of an exchange of minds with this "Neuron" I and my team instead were forced to beat him down (through an army of robotic clones he kept teleporting in!)

At the end of the day, we delivered a message - the rule of Primal Earth is for Lord Recluse, and no other extra-dimensional upstart. Not sure the others of the Strikeforce would be likewise so inclined to deliver such a message, but still!

Wyvern Surveillance Intercepted

Source: Wyvern Threat Monitor
Clearance Level: Tier X - Manticore Only

Justin, it is as you have suspected - the infamous villain Master Zaprobo does indeed seem to have come into possession of sufficient Incarnate power-infused fragments to enhance his already formidable arsenal.

We have sighted him in the Shadow Shard, Bloody Bay (we assume collecting fragments of the Shiva meteorites), Cimerora, the Rikti War Zone and I believe he may also have breached other dimensions such as Praetoria. At this time we can only assume he will not be working with or for Tyrant - as he is an Arachnos Loyalist.

Wyvern forces are ill equipped to deal with Master Zaprobo as a matter of course, let alone one connected to the Well of Furies. We will maintain surveillance as requested.

How Dare They! Time to show them...

Black Scorpion had me cooped up in the Fab working on inane research any first year graduate could have done! For a year! Well, almost.

Still, my time was not idle - with access to the research stored on The Fab's mainframe, I've managed to gather together the data on "Project Incarnate". The subject Trapdoor that I had a run in a while back was subjected to the Well of the Furies - an object of undefineable power that almost defies science and thaumaturgy alike. The same source of power for Lord Recluse and Statesman!

After a conference with Lord Recluse, and some assistance from (it seems) my future-self I've acquired a device. An Incarnate Shard. While I may not have found the Well itself, with the shard has come the intrinsic knowledge I need to combine esoteric components to vastly empower my devices and creations. Today, I have become technology INCARNATE!

Arachnos Surveillance Intercepted

Source: Arachnos Security Monitor
Clearance Level: Red - Arbiter Use Only

Content: Subject "Master Zaprobo" has now completed his rotation into the Grandville Fab as per orders of Black Scorpion and is now to be reassigned to his previous Arbiter/Researcher post after field work on Arachnoid Project 0652/B is complete.

Recommend that the subject is no longer monitored by Security as he is known to intercept such transmission. Additionally recommend that all records of his incarceration are expunged, as his rank of Arbiter would otherwise allow access.

GPS? Pah, I'll go one better...

Well, it would seem a month or two since I last posted - alas, my intranet access had been revoked and it took some small amount of time to re-establish it. All was not lost, however, as I spent a few hours in the lab tinkering with some of the Arachnos scanning and communication arrays and have come up with... the ZR Zonal Discovery Array!

Now at the touch of a button I can scan my local vicinity and get a full map of the surrounding area. GENIUS!

MA Review: MA22433 - Total Domination

MA22433 - Total Domination
For the illiterate: World domination in 5 not-so-easy steps! Bring lackies!
Rated: 69% Entertainment Value

So, we have another petitioner for my tender attention to their creation. Seems that @Frosty Robot would offer me "Total Domination" for the mere cost of playing their arc. Ever the scientist, I'm willing to experiment with the concept.

Alas, a mere fictional premise but a hologram of Kelly Uqua forms the starting point for the diabolical plan. It would appear that the Rikti telepathic network is the target and the erstwhile Crey employee/spy is your first step.

The lab she was working in was actually filled with Crey Elite - introducing new stealthed covert agents, Paragon Protectors and ABC Scientists who seemed overly fond of throwing around extreme levels of radiation and not much else. That said, even these elite units were easily dispatched and it was not long before I faced Kelly Uqua herself.

Here began the first problem with this arc when you try to solo it - the ambushes. Wave after wave of them. Crey and Rikti. I had to retreat inside of my Personal Forcefield and let my ZR Autonomous Combat Systems take care of Uqua unaided.

Once captured, and suitably blackmailed she directs you to a warehouse at Area 51 in Nevada to acquire a Rikti Organelle - some form of biotechnology that controls the mental network installed in Rikti motherships. As suspected, it turned out to be a trap.

Fronted by a Vanguard HVAS! Immune to almost all my tricks, I was reduced to taking advantage of its poorly designed gyrostablisers and using a Force Bolt to keep it pinned. Time consuming, but effective when faced with a nasty foe.

After acquiring the organelle, I found that the Security Chief needed "convincing" that I was never there. Unfortunately, he was in a modified Rikti Heavy Suit and was accompanied by members of the US Military. Again, this fight was comparatively trivial compared to the ambushes that assaulted me during it - most especially the sheer weight of troops the Commando Colonels called in. However, after a brief setback, it was doable and the organelle was mine.

Next up.... oh, next up. The first time one of these arcs have thrown me against that most... detestable of Arachnos' scientists. Aeon. My personal nemesis, Dr Aeon. The arc scores bonus points for that alone! Alas, it seems that Aeon had been indulging in more experiments in the form of cloning and Aeondroids. His robotic technologies were nothing compared to my own, but his clones were... tougher than he himself.

Again, once fighting Dr Aeon, the ambushes were the issue and I had to retreat into a Personal Forcefield while my Systems completed subduing the real Dr Aeon.

With the machine now built, I set out to an abandoned WEB Control Node to install the machine and then broadcast a mind control signal across the world. It was here that I was brought up short.

The node was protected by Arachnos Cruise Missiles. Untargettable, undestroyable, high-yield explosives. They proceeded to lay waste to wave after wave of my robots that I was forced to send in first to take the collateral damage.

Secondly, the node was protected by Regent Korol. She shrugged off the damage my ZR Autonomous Combat Systems could output without a break in her own psionic onslaught. It was.... infuriating.

And so, I turned to outside contractors. Calling in my lab assistant Dr. Darkespark, we were ably assisted by two of Arachnos' finest in Operative Sicarius and Arachnocon. A Brute named Kaye Vin and a Corruptor with the colourful moniker "Kiss n Hell" rounded out my new field testers.

After wading through the carnage wrought by the Cruise Missiles, Korol dropped from our own heavy onslaught.

On to the final act, where I was glad to retain my contractors. For it seems a mind control system has alerted all the most powerful psychics across the globe. So, it was back to the node to clear out Capes and defend the Total Domination Machine.

And a who's who of the worlds' psychics it was too - the lesser spotted Malaise made an appearance first off (for less than 20 seconds before he was melted under combined firepower) followed by Sister Psyche and that vile traitor to Arachnos, Manticore.

After the good were cleared out, the "evil" came out to play - Seer Kalinda first attempted to assault us, and after she failed then Ghost Widow charged into the fray. What she was doing there without Wretch as well is confusing to me, but it just made her all the easier to subdue.

With that done, well... I ruled the world. Until the simulation, of course, ended. I found the mission challenging for the most part until I reached the unstoppable Korol - it was a shame to have to call in contractors for the last two missions.

MZ's Conclusion: Well, that was certainly a... challenge. Not an arc for the faint of heart, or the soloist

Thwarted by Lord Nemesis!

The time for a little Aeon Entertainment had to be put on hold today, as Dark Watcher of Vanguard contacted me to request my assistance in bringing in a defector from the Nemesis Army.

Unfortunately the defector died on the scene but not before telling me that Nemesis was behind the Rikti Invasion! (not enough information by far, I won't be immediately returning the gentleman's corpse to Vanguard - I have my own... questions that my colleague Dr Digitalis can extract from the undead corpse)

I was next dispatched to meet with some Longbow-types to secure their help with Vanguards' Portal Technology. This despite my assurances to Watcher that I'd be able to do that just fine, they wanted Portal Corps on the job. Still, I got to see a Longbow Cape die, so it wasn't a total waste!

So, I could finally head off to the Nemesis Base in the Shadow Shard to look for evidence that Nemesis started the Rikti war. Bypassing the external guards and heading to a cave behind this base I found some pretty compelling evidence in the shape of a steam-powered dimensional portal.

I was just taking notes on the construction of the device while a Drone ZR-2 fetched the documentation from a nearby safe when I was rudely interrupted! A bolt of radiation slammed into my Aegis Shielding and I turned to face what on first glance looked like Positron.

Closer scans showed that it wasn't Positron at all but a clever simulcra of the armoured "hero". With next to no time to react, the replica almost killed me - only the updates to my ZR Aegis Transponder saved me by teleporting me back to the ARAD Lab as I fell unconscious.

Looks like I'll need to go back with more reinforcements...

MA Review: MA101681 - Through Rose-Tinted Glasses

MA101681 - Through Rose-Tinted Glasses
For the illiterate: Excellent entertainment despite an unrealistic initial premise! Rated: 78% Entertainment Value

Well, today sees myself and my lab assistant at a loose end so we decided to see what "illustrious writer" has bestowed his gifts upon us, their unsuspecting public. So, @Leese would have me looking "Through Rose-Tinted Glasses"? Not truly my colour, but let us see what unfolds...

A fictional tale, the hologram resolved into an elderly lady by the name of Elspeth Wallace wearing said-titular glasses. One can only assume that she is blinded by them as she was under the mistaken delusion that I was Manticore... never the one to ruin a good narrative, nor to disappoint the lady I played along.

It seems she wanted to retrieve some baubles that President Marchand had secreted in some caves prior to his assassination. While the period of history (pre-Arachnos) holds little interest for me, I dutifully had my lab assistant access the Datastream with me to watch the scene play out.

It would seem that Arachnos were likewise searching the tunnels which were infested by those vile Arachnoid creatures. Baubles were an apt description for all that we found - jewellery and not much else. Of course, the fact someone else had been rummaging was... curious. And the Arachnoid King? Yes. Well.

Going back to Ms Wallace, it would appear that one of the rings belonged to her. The sight of it loosened her tongue enough to let slip that she had a list of locations that Marchand had stashed his valuables. She pointed out the one location that he had told her she was never to forget.

On arrival, it appeared that all the Arachnoids in this cave had been purged and Arachnos troops had taken up resident. Working our way past them we finally discovered something truly intriguing - an elderly computer. Alas, the security was tight enough that even I and my vast intellect could not breach it onsite but it did identify itself as Project Ragnarok. A palpable plot hook!

It is here that the story picks up a-pace as I decide to no longer pursue the myriad of baubles a frightened man may have stowed away for a rainy day but rather to investigate the presence of a system named after a mythical apocalypse. I love a good doomsday weapon, more so if its attached to a better robot!

After some prompting, the witless Elspeth revealed that Marchand kept journals that Arachnos had long since seized. This sees you going into an Arachnos compound to reclaim the fragments. Dr Darkespark had some minor issues in this mission when facing the compounds' Archivist (likely due to her lack of Aegis shielding - if I don't let her fight on her own on occasion, she'll never learn effective control of her nanobot technologies) but otherwise it was a profitable rampage. The journals reveal the Ragnarok system is a serious of large explosive devices, keyed to Marchand's DNA, designed as a "last resort" for early Arachnos invading the Etoille Isles. Seems that Longbow were also onsite, perhaps likewise looking for the information?

Ms Wallace, upon return, told us that her son (the spitting image of Marchand) has been targeted by Arachnos for kidnapping. It would appear that a scion of Marchand was indeed available for activation of Ragnarok. Unfortunately, on arrival I found that not only was it Arachnos that was after him, but my own Research and Development division - Black Scorpion was in attendance. After a heated debate between myself and the big lug he "agreed" to let me continue the investigation.

There was an interesting snippet overheard from one of the Longbow agents who were likewise trying to rescue Philip - it seems that my arrival was expected. Could it be the wily old lady was actually playing both sides of the fence and was not as near-sighted as she wants to appear...

Regardless, extraction of the Wallace kid was simple and next up it was back to the Project's Computer Cave to activate the device. It would seem that tales of me "impersonating" Manticore had reached the man himself and he came along with a cadre of Longbow to stop me. With a lack of any level of shielding (for delusional fool puts too much technology into his weaponry, and not enough into defensive output - an elementary mistake!) he fell faster than Ernesto.

The Arachnos Team Leader was pitiful and I let Dr Darkespark deal with him while I investigated the computer. Unfortunately, it seems that the network connection from this terminal has been severed though probing of the machines memory banks revealed other terminal locations. Something for another day.

Finally returning to Elspeth to taunt her? Gloat? I'm not sure why we returned at this point. Especially since only now does she take off her paint-covered glasses and actually see who is standing before her. No wily old lady here, alas.

MZ's Conclusion: Excellent premise for a tale though since that doomsday project doesn't exist in the real world, I may just have to create it officially. In Paragon City. What? You think I want to destroy the Etoille Isles? Are you mad?!

MA Review: MA34608 - Cancelled in Three

MA34608 - Cancelled in Three
For the illiterate: An enjoyable diversion from your lab work, though linear in plotting
Rated: 74% Entertainment Value

So, the hapless @JamieB is the first to step into the arena with their opus "Cancelled in Three". A fictional piece set in the cut and thrust intellectual world of the comics industry. Yes. Well... I soldier on regardless.

As this is my first foray I attended in person since my lab assistant was out of the office and my heavier duty AI's in for servicing. I brought a platoon of ZR Autonomous Assault Systems and my trusty ZR Aegis Transponder with me.

We open on the enigmatically dressed Walt Kurtzberg who duly dispels all thoughts of an evening of evil masterplanning and insteads sends me to a Comic Convention. Not even a science symposium! Worse yet, the booking agent needs dissecting for setting the whole affair up in a warehouse!

Still, fighting the hordes of Pests, Cosplayers, Messageboarders and Goths was nothing if not satisfying on a purely spreading mayhem basis! The Cosplayers were remarkably eagle-eyed - able to see my platoon of ZR Autonomous Assault Systems at an actual human distance! I would wonder how my Stalker unit Assault ZR-Beta would have faired... At the crux though, it would appear that Paragon Comics has been subject to a hostile takeover...

Note for self: Audit the AI on Protector ZR-5 who seems to have exited the convention with a broadsword, a shirt, and some form of plush toy with tentacles. Recommend to Dr Darkespark that we reformat it's personality chip.

Next up, the story took me along to the offices of Paragon Comics. Here, I discovered office workers with a penchant for toys - replica laserswords, rifles and recurve bows. The office culminated in a meeting with The Publisher whose Dark Miasma powers and horde of Thug-ish lawyers did little to hinder my progress beyond a chuckle at his witticisms as he was cut down. A barrel of drugged ink identified the "nefarious" plot du jour.

After having my suspicions on mindcontrol ink confirmed by Walt it was on to the Paragon Comics publishing centre to stop a special mind controlling issue being published and to meet with the new owner of the company. The click-whirring of the first foe was remarkably familiar, as were their rifles (where do those Automatons secrete such large weap... note to self: self terminate that train of thought).

A Fake Nemesis, therefore, was no great surprise as the new owner. This plot seems a little simplistic from what I've seen of Lord Nemesis in the past... though well I know how your own robotic creations can wander off with their own agendas. The foolish robot was summarily beaten down - only once being able to breach the shields from my ZR Aegis Transponder.

MZ's Conclusion: A story arc that was light on plot twists, medium to high on humour, solid on plot overall and I only find myself wishing for more interaction with the Nemesis Automatons for research purposes!

Public Transmission Intercepted

Source: Mission Architect BBS
Clearance Level: Public

Content: Citizens of the Rogue Isles, hated adversaries of Paragon City,

Yes, it is I - Master Zaprobo of Arachnos Research and Development who has breached the so called security of this "forum" to address all you "fans" of Aeon's flimsy entertainment system - the Mission Architect.

I have found myself using the system a little of late and find that there is a depressing lack of fine quality villainry to be had and that which is there is both hard to find and difficult to ascertain its worth.

So, I come to you with an offer... all you authors who think that your tale is one worthy of my attention - contact me with your "story" and we'll see if it can withstand both the might of my ZR Autonomous Assault Systems or hold the interest of the vast villainous intellect that founded Arachnos Research and Development.

I'll be waiting, in the name of SCIENCE!

MZ

Cracked It!

Yes! Now that Aeon has released his new "toy" to both Paragon City and the Rogue Isles I have spent some time accessing the fools' firewalls.

After some assistance by a willing user of the Architect Entertainment system - they know who they are - I now have permanent access to the devices attached to it and can use its Datastream System to teleport myself of colleagues anywhere across Paragon City or the Isles!

I can also indulge in any of its programming from the comfort of my own lab! Bliss!

Improving Arachnos Armour

So, I have been holed up in the lab for the past several months working on a way to improve the armour that is assigned to Arachnos' Bane and Crab Spider troops and I have finally developed a prototype.

Unfortunately, it has a drawback so far that I am unable to use the ZR Aegis Transponder while in the suit and as such I can not summon any of my ZR Autonomous Combat Units while wearing it.

As such, I am ensuring that I am only testing the armour in conjunction with my colleagues at Arachnos Research and Development - primarily with GS2010, a robotic creation of Dr Darkespark's that seems to be excelling itself in the field.

In order to test the suit unimpeded, Arbiter Daos has imparted upon me the rank of Arbiter. Luckily, the lower echelons of Arachnos are happy to help me test the damage resistance of the armour. I've yet to improve the weaponry for the suit - either the Crab Spider Blaster Arms or the Bane Mace... that's going to require more work.

Arachnos Rising

And so, it came down to it today. The Destiny Portal has been modified and I took my entourage (my esteemed colleagues Dr Darkespark, Twisted Metal, Operative Cobra and ouside contractor Terror Fish) through to an alternate universe to... defeat Lord Recluse. I managed to get some footage of the event, and I have produced the results here.

Unfortunately, my lab assistant has got to it first and has... modified it slightly. Alas, I have no other record and so it must stand.

Upon taking the evidence that I have defeated his alternate self to Lord Recluse he has finally decided to drop me from Project DESTINY as one of its targets and will instead put the full weight of Arachnos behind my work in his Research and Development team. Excellent.